brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via trust)

telapathetic:

the floor is a shelf for everything

(via trust)

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via trust)

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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forqave:

ethareal:

mouzeron:

real flowers and emoji flowers

omg i didn’t notice

it took my a while to see the emoji flowers
jamjars:

 

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(Source: bluenude2, via trust)

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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(via trust)

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(via trust)

koalatea:

straight guys out here with their “i wreck the pussy” bullshit but can’t even say the word vagina without getting uncomfortable 

(via trust)

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic, via trust)

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

(via trust)